Smookers Tee's

Serious tunes. Unserious tees.

If you're a chonger or a bonger, search no longer. Axiom's Smookers graphic T-shirts bring daft wordplay, cartoon characters and photo-collage humour to a wardrobe that refuses to take itself too seriously. Six designs. Plenty of groaning at the names.

Pick your punchline: Spliff Richard, Purple Wakibaki, Bong Mortimer, Ched, Ched 'N' Cheddy, Cheddy Hall or King Chong. From portrait-based gags to a leafy cartoon crew and an unimpressed ape, each tee has its own character. These aren't discreet little logo prints. They're introductions you don't have to make yourself.

The range uses men's classic tees with a structured look and 170–180 g/m² fabric. Cotton content varies by colour, with blends detailed on each product page. Check your chosen design's size guide, then pair it with jeans or cargos for a meet-up with the crew. Let the tee bring the joke. You bring the company.

Black T-shirt with man portrait graphic and 'SPLIFF RICHARD' text
Spliff Richard Smookers Tee
From £20
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Black short-sleeve tee with centered portrait graphic and colorful flower design
Purple Wakibaki Smookers Tee
From £19.99
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Black crew-neck short-sleeve tee with front cartoon smoking pipe graphic in green
Bong Mortimer Smookers Tee
From £20
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Black crewneck graphic tee with colorful character group and 'CHED, CHE'D N'CHEDDY' print
Ched, Ched 'N' Cheddy Smookers Tee
From £20
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Black Cheddy Hall tee with front graphic of man smoking and green smoke accents
Cheddy Hall Smookers Tee
From £20
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Black graphic t-shirt with gorilla smoking cigar and KING CHONG logo.
King Chong Smookers Tee
From £20
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